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How about a date? Staying home or at least six-feet from other people? If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day — Lee Sharpe. Because I keep getting lost in your eyes — Darius Danesh.

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