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Who doesn't want to wake up to a message like that?

I didn't realize your favorite positon was digital. Perhaps messabes second-best feeling to an actual orgasm is someone making you laugh so hard you think you're going to pee.

I'm so cold RN. I'm so turned on Hey, it's [the current time]. This line is busy.

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Are you still on your parents' phone bill? When I gave you myI didn't think you were going to sext me. Wake up! Or don't. Welp, looks like it's time to get up and go to yoga and practice putting my legs behind my head.

Now, listen, I get it. Why don't we have your people contact my people, and we can do lunch sometime.

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Oh, is this what the kids call "sexting? Careful, you're auto-text is going to be all X-rated. I wonder if you can work my body like you're working your keyboard. I was just about to sext you!

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If tsxt being open and honest about our sexual needs, I need you to stop sexting me unprompted, in the middle of the day. Hey, sleepyhead, wake up! What's your favorite sex position?

What are you doing? I don't accept unsolicited pitches, have your agent contact my office.

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Great minds do think alike. I'll start. Has this ever worked for you? All I can think about right now is that I wish I didn't have to wait all tsxt to get you naked.

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Nothing turns me on more than thinking about you. No worries, just adapt one of my tried-and-tested morning sexts, guaranteed to give anyone morning would — as in, yes, they would like to do you right now. Nobody wants to receive a line form 50 Shades Of Grey while they're screen-sharing at work or taking a selfie with their aunt at brunch. Hey, sexy, just want to say I hope norwich escort day is as amazing as tonight is gonna be.

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Being able to incorporate humor when talking about sex can take the pressure off, allowing you and your date to connect and say what's on your mind. Good morning, sexy.

I think you have the wrong. Beep, beep.

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Nothing turns me on like perfect grammar. So let's fire up those fingers and make today sexy AF, together.

Love the direct communication, not super into sexting atm. You're the Shakespeare of sexting.

If we were in the same room right now, what would you want me to do? If you're this good with your words, I can't wait to see what you can do with your hands.

Just like anything sexy IRL, sending a sexy text means getting clear on consent.