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The time for gift giving, cocoa drinking, chestnut roasting, and Yup, with Santa's "ho, ho, ho" mantra and the naughty and nice list, this holiday is literally perfect for your dirty mind. With the smell of cookies in the air, warm feelings all around, and mistletoe hidden at every corner, there's no wonder you're all in your feels. Whether you're interested in finding a virtual jingle babe to send these to or have a S. Just remember that, like all things, it's important asheville sex personals make sure these lines are used consensually. Only use 'em when you know they'll be received well, especially the super-sexual ones.

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To make my Christmas wishes come true, I've compiled a list of 35 flawlessly festive opening lines that are sure to land me and you, I hope on the naughty list. Besides, there's nothing I want that he can really bring me since, apparently, you can't buy happiness in a store, blah, blah, blah. The time for gift giving, cocoa drinking, chestnut roasting, and Can I ride your reindeer?

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It's fine. Hopefully, it's the latter. Just as long as you don't wear them out. Why not borrow this iconic line from "Santa Baby"?

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Call me Rudolph because you just sleighed me. Because you're humble like that. I wish I was a present so I could get laid under the Christmas tree. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows. Pretty eexy he's not.

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Can you come over A photo of you under the mistletoe and a caption that says, "All I need now is you. And who doesn't love putting their hand in the cookie jar? Someone had to say it. A simple request, really.

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If this doesn't get the point across, nothing will. Make them an offer they can't refuse. I just can't figure out where I should hang my wreath. There's still time.

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I bet Santa isn't the only one with a sack of goodies. You are one hot latke. Is that a candy cane in your pocket or Will you trim my Christmas tree? Who cares if you're on chst naughty or nice list, as long as you're on my to-do list?

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Let them know you'll do what you can to help. If they don't immediately agree, I'd be concerned.

Santa comes on Christmas Eve sdxy why should we wait that long? I'm pretty sure the answer will be yes. Can't argue with that logic.

I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out? Are you Jewish? I'm not Jewish but, for an offer like this, I can be. You make me more excited than seeing gifts under a Christmas tree.

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Wanna see the toys the elves make for adults? Want to hear my grown-up Christmas list? You can buy chocolate ice cream, though.

Can you stuff my stocking? It couldn't hurt to ask.

How about I shimmy down your chimney tonight? If I say I'm Santa, will you leave the cookie out for me?

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Can I sit on your lap and tell you what I want this year? My favorite thing about the holidays is wrapping presents Any ideas?

Tits the season! I'd love to spin your dreidel.

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I checked the list twice and you've definitely been naughty. Wanna Scrooge? If you know what I mean.